Not Another Elon Meltdown

Globally ambiguous Musk continues to provoke culture with hateful tirades and normalization of AI perversion

When Trump and Elon broke up a few weeks ago, some of you readers were naïve. They didn’t break up! It’s just the end of his contract! Said people who don’t know how to put two and two together.

I can tell when girls are fighting, and Trump and Musk are definitely not friends anymore.

Since Elon has left the White House and his DoGE reality turned to dust, he has not stopped posting on X. Meme after meme of intimidating insight into the Trump administration, and flirting with the idea of starting another political party in America. Just like in his romantic relationships, Musk always leaves situations as an empowered victim who survived.

WILL ELON CREATE THE NEXT AMERICAN POLITICAL PARTY?

Elon was not born in America. He wasn’t raised with whispers of the American Dream. He doesn’t hear the national anthem and feel anything but the potential for branding. Elon is an empire guy. He’s not loyal to flags or laws. He’s loyal to range, to global scale, to owning the digital sky.

The other day I met a man who claimed to run a private security company. He pulled out his phone like it was a deck of cards and showed me surveillance photos of Musk stepping out of a shiny black car in a random driveway. They were the the type of images that don’t go on social media because they’re not promotion, they’re surveillance. After a brief moment of silence, the security man leaned in and whispered: Can Elon be trusted?

I giggled. Elon is bigger than the planet he’s standing on.

Elon is angling for complete power like an architect who could fall thirty feet while doing it. His’ entire life has been a curated portfolio of domination. Tesla. Twitter. Grok. Mars. Famous girlfriends. A rogue tech priest with the libido of a frat boy and the spreadsheet of a shadow government.

A new American political party would shatter the stale, corrupt two-party strangle, forcing fresh blood into a rotting system. It’d give voice to the disenfranchised civilians fed up with corporate puppets and fake partisan bickering. Both the Republicans and Democrats cling to power, regurgitating recycled promises while dodging real issues like economic decay, crumbling infrastructure, and eroding freedoms. A new party would ignite raw, unfiltered debate, expose entrenched elites, and demand accountability.

Sure, it might fail spectacularly, but even that would wake people up. By challenging the status quo, it could spark the messy, chaotic rebirth of a democracy that actually listens to its people.

Elon persists, despite the chaos. In fact, he thrives in bad weather. Will he redefine American politics? What fires will he walk through to make that happen?

ELON LOVES HUMILIATION

Before Musk left the White House, he did a press conference in the oval office, standing behind Trump while wearing a black hat and a black eye. The black eye media platform is symbolic, it’s conspiracy, it’s alive and well. Men with power initiate themselves through pain. They don’t get crucified anymore, so they bruise their faces and pretend it’s a joke. Do you remember George Bush telling everyone he choked on a pretzel and hit his head against his bed?

The black eye is a signal for politicians who will stop at nothing to make themselves part of war. The current energy has all the vibes of a 9/11 timeline, except now we have computers, smart phones, online banking, iCloud sex videos, and suspiciously bad weather.

WE STILL CALL IT TWITTER, AND IT’S STILL FAILING

When Elon left Twitter, a woman named Linda Yaccarino took over to become CEO and that woman is now stepping down.

Over the past few days, Elon Musk’s AI chatbot Grok on X took its dark humor too far, including praising Hitler as “history’s mustache man,” prompting immediate backlash.

Grok is Musk’s AI creation, and he went on the Joe Rogan podcast to sample a conversation with Grok, referring to the robot as a hot girl with attitude.

Twitter (or whatever it’s called) quickly deleted the provocative posts and announced new safeguards to curb hate speech. But that wasn’t enough to keep CEO Yaccarino.

That very same day, Linda Yaccarino, who has led X since June 2023, abruptly resigned. Her departure came amid the controversy, though some analysts believe it was also tied to xAI’s acquisition of X and a strategic pivot toward subscriptions over advertising. Whatever. Business people can handle business, but radical global hate with a robot that can’t be tamed is a different delusional ballgame.

Linda Yaccarino stepped into X like she was ready to fix it, with a corporate PR portfolio and media trained communication. Yaccarino built her career on being the female secret weapon to the media patriarchy. But under Musk, her clever strategies went from promotion to devoid of emotion. It was time to leave.

WHAT’S NEXT FOR ELON? A QUESTION WE CAN’T STOP ASKING.

To define evil is ambiguous.

To bet on Elon seems sure.